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AUSC Resolutions: 01 to 10

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 01: Resolution to Defend Senegalese People Against Mauritanian Aggression.

Proposed by: Western Sahara and Guinea Bissau, 4/17/03

 

United Faiths deplores the invasion of Senegal by Mauritania. President Nairb Selarom presented a lengthy speech on the need for his country, as a beacon of justice and democracy in West Africa, to assume responsibility in ensuring the dignity of human rights in the region. He asks the Security Council to vote in favor of permitting his forces to, “Invade Senegal with the purposes of expelling Mauritanian armed forces, reestablishing order and security, and establishing capable governance.”

 

 

ROLL CALL VOTE:

Permanent Members of the Security Council:

Luunia:  Approval

United Faiths: Approval

Phazania: Approval

Martin Luther King, Jr.: Approval

Green Free State: Approval

 

Non-Permanent Members of the Security Council:

Milles Gloriosus: Abstention

Mauritania: Abstention

Louldamin:  Rejection

South Nubia: Abstention

The Territory: Abstention

Vespertilionid: Approval

 

Total Votes: 6-1

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 02: Resolution to End Sudanese Territorial Expansion Beyond their Borders

Propsed by: Martin Luther King Jr., 4/21/03

 

The Security Council demands the removal of all Sudanese troops from neighboring territories. Any further violation will result in sanctioned military action by volunteer members of the African Union. The ultimatum for beginning to remove the troops is set for 24 hours from now, April 22nd at 3:00 p.m. All military should have retreated from Friday, 12:00 p.m

 

 

ROLL CALL VOTE REQUESTED:

Permanent Members of the Security Council:

Martin Luther King Jr: Approval

United Faiths: Approval

Phazania: Approval

Louldamin: Approval

Green Free State: Abstention

 

 

 

 

 

Non-Permanent Members of the Security Council:

Mauritania*: Rejection

Milles Gloriosus: Abstention

Evans: Approval

1337 h4xor: Approval

The Territory: Approval

Vespertilionid: Abstention

 

Total Votes: 7-1

 

Mauritania was replaced by Ancauze as non-permanent SC member shortly after the vote.

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 03: Mandatory Repayment of Martin Luther King Jr and Allies for Abuses of Power and Damages Inflicted on African Nations

Proposed by: United Faiths, 5/9/03

 

In outrage over abuses of power by Martin Luther King Jr. and his allies,

In disgust over the atrocities committed by invading forces throughout the African continent,

In indignation over egregious violations of sovereignty and respect for human rights,

 

In response for damages to infrastructure (including transportation networks/metrorail, government facilities, etc.); widespread destruction of private property; murder of selected government officials; overwhelming cases of vandalism, piracy, and slavery; consequent medical expenses; loss of trade and other economic ramifications from the attacks; theft of precious minerals including diamonds; robbery of national historic artifacts; obfuscating the return of refugees to their homelands causing additional strains on limited resources of host countries; causing some peoples to flee to other countries as refugees; the overall humiliation and mental suffering of the African peoples; forcing some governments to purchase weapons to defend themselves; costs to repay soldiers who would have otherwise been demobilized; and the cost of an escorted flight of VIP officials from Ouea to return home,

 

We, the nations of Africa present the following line-item budget demand:

 

 

 

(in $US dollars)

Lesotho: $6,771,459

Luunia: $8,721,666

Comoros: $610,000

Warlordia: $500,000,000

United Faiths: $129,606,847,624,000 ($130 trillion)

Kenya: $125,000,000

Vasis Avende: $556,000,000

Sierra Leone: $750,000,000

Green Free State: $402,300,000

Nairobi (to compensate Kenya for refugee crisis): $38,000,000

Ouea: US $2,000

Bantustand: US$4,000,000,000 ($4 billion)

Ancauze: US$42,762,102,600,000

Malraux Antilles: $5,000,000,000

Phazania: No charges

Bubonic Plauge: No charges

Azaziel: No charges (how can one put a price on human life?)

Chuda: No charges

Bangui: No charges, willing to contribute economically to African states in need

Tunis: No charges

The rest of Africa: No charges filed

 

Total: US$172,380,337,629,125  (US$172.4 Trillion)

 

 

60% of this amount must be repaid within one week. 40% can be repaid over the span of 5 years or earlier at an interest rate of 2.9% a year.

 

Enforcement Mechanism: In order to ensure the timely payment of these funds and compliance with subsequent AU resolutions to uphold retribution payments, an ad hoc sub-committee will be established called: the Finance Union for the Collection of Overdue Retribution (FUCOR). The nations of Africa will never have to deal with MLK or his allies again. Everything will be handled through FUCOR.

ROLL CALL VOTE REQUESTED:

Permanent Members of the Security Council:

United Faiths Approve

Vasis Avende: Approve

Ancauze: Approve

Ultramar: Approve

The Territory: Approve

 

 

Non-Permanent Members of the Security Council:

Phazania: Approve

Equatorial Guinea: Approve 

South Nubia: Approve

Kenya: Approve

Green Free State: Approve

Nabowin: Approve

 

Total Votes: 11-0

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 04: Demand of Extradition of Mr. Malcolm King, President of Martin Luther King Jr for the Murder of Heads of State and Crimes Against Humanity

Proposed by: United Faiths 5/9/03

 

For the assassination of three heads of state:

President Macundi of Luunia,

President Nanak of Chuda, and

Prime Minister Walker Boh of Ayindril,

The entire royal familiy of Milles Gloriosus*

and crimes against humanity on a continent-wide scale,

 

The Security Council demands that President Malcolm King, the leader responsible for issuing and signing the assassination orders, and the leader of the countless criminal acts between May 08-10, fly to Bujumbura, capital city of the African Union, where he will stand trial based on evidence gathered from various sources, including the private palaces and government buildings of the former states of MLK and Louldamin.

 

Enforcement mechanism: To ensure compliance with this resolution, an ad hoc sub-committee will be established called: the Fair African Kinship on Accountability and Resolution (FAKAR). The nations of Africa will never have to deal with MLK or his allies again. Everything will be handled through FAKAR.

 

* Amendment to the Text on May 12, 2003.

 

ROLL CALL VOTE REQUESTED:

Permanent Members of the Security Council:

United Faiths Approve

Vasis Avende: Approve

Ancauze: Approve

Ultramar: Approve 

The Territory: Approve

 

Non-Permanent Members of the Security Council:

Phazania: Approve

Equatorial Guinea: Approve

South Nubia: Approve

Kenya: Approve

Green Free State: Approve

Nabowin: Approve

 

Total Votes: 11-0

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 05: Request to UN Delegate for Expulsion and Permanent Ostracism of Accomplices to MLK

Proposed by: United Faiths 5/12/03

 

For assisting MLK in his evil plan, the countries of Africa declare the following states, after careful investigation and intelligence analysis consensus, accomplices of MLK and demand that the current UN Delegate, the Rogue Nation of Zevmar expel them from this continent permanently. Any further attempt to reenter the continent should be met with continual expulsions until that state no longer attempts entry into Africa. In addition, many states below listed are not currently in Africa, but should not be allowed to enter as they are also puppets of the MLK regime:

 

In Africa, requiring immediate expulsion (7):

African Liberty, Bill Graber, Brotha Malcolm X, Louldamen, The Great Dogbert, The soaring eagles, White Warriorz

 

Out of Africa (12):

Martin Luther King Jr, Louldamin, Tidamen, Bill grabber, Destroying Italia, The Great Dilbert, Great Howard Stern, 1337h4xor, Evans, The Whiter of Warriors, The p00r, Stop the poor.

 

 

ROLL CALL VOTE REQUESTED:

Permanent Members of the Security Council:

United Faiths Approve

Vasis Avende: Approve

Ancauze: Approve

Ultramar: Approve

The Territory: Approve

 

Non-Permanent Members of the Security Council:

Phazania: Approve

Equatorial Guinea: Reject

South Nubia:  Abstain

Kenya: Approve

Green Free State: Abstain

Nabowin: Abstain

 

Total Votes: 7-1

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 06: The prevention and cessation of hostilities between Azaziel and Leopoldville

Proposed by: Chuda 5/27/03

 

For too long Azaziel has invaded Leopoldville, killing soldiers and civilians and creating chaos in the Middle East the AU has ignored the conflict. Chuda proposes that the hostilities between the two small countries be contained and stopped by whatever means necessary: be it diplomatic pressure, trade sanctions or military action along the Leopoldville/Azaziel border.

 

 

Roll Call Vote Requested:

 

Secretary General United Faiths: Reject

West Councilor Engleland: Reject

West Councilor Ancauze: Approve

East Councilor Ultramar: Official Abstention

East Councilor Chuda: Approve

South Councilor Territory: Approve

South Councilor Luunia: Reject

Total Votes: 3-3

 

(Note: The “no” votes are due to the language. Opponents do not wish to use military action to stop the conflict. They believe only diplomacy should be used and fear that the clause about military action will be an open invitation for other states to invade).

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 07: Vote to Decide the Culpability of Malcolm King on the Charges of SC04.

 

For the assassination of three heads of state:

President Macundi of Luunia,

President Nanak of Chuda, and

Prime Minister Walker Boh of Ayindril,

The entire royal familiy of Milles Gloriosus*

and crimes against humanity on a continent-wide scale,

 

The members of the Security Council find former President Malcolm King:

 

Secretary General United Faiths: Guilty

West Councilor Engleland: Guilty

West Councilor Ancauze: Guilty

East Councilor Ultramar: Has not yet voted

East Councilor Chuda: Guilty

South Councilor Territory: Guilty

South Councilor Luunia: Guilty

 

Total Votes: 6-0

 

Malcolm King is hereby found guilty

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 08: Sentence for Malcolm King

 

Convicted on all counts mentioned in resolutions SC04 and SC07, the Security Council will determine the sentence for Malcolm King as follows:

 

a) 15 years in prison (at Serandum’s maximum security prison facility)

b) life in prison (at Serandum’s maximum security prison facility)

c) the death penalty (to be conducted by the government of Ouea)

 

Roll Call Vote Requested:

 

 

Secretary General United Faiths: c)

West Councilor Engleland: b)

West Councilor Ancauze: c)

East Councilor Ultramar:  c)

East Councilor Chuda:  c)

South Councilor Territory:  c)

South Councilor Luunia:  c)

 

Total Votes: 1-b; 5-c

 

Malcolm King is hereby sentenced to death.

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 09: Reparations for the East Africa War

Proposed by: South Nubia, 6/5/03

 

For their complicity in initiating the East African War and failing to demobilize after the other sides made a goodwill effort at the request of the Secretary General, the victims of this war wish that the Security Council legitimize the incorporation of the following lands which have been occupied as a result of the conflict:

 

1) Southwestern Sudan as currently occupied by South Nubia extending to the border of Chuda.

2) The corridor of southeastern Sudan stretching to the Red Sea.

3) Western Sudan and northwestern Sudan as currently occupied by Chuda.

4) Puerto as presently occupied by Chuda.

5) Puerto as presently occupied by Nigeria and the Territory coalition.

6) Recognition of Blue Nile as it is currently constituted in northern Sudan, incorporating the territories acquired by Two Lands, and stretching south along the Nile River with a continuous 10-mile radius, to the border of the next neighboring state.

7)The Western part of Amstra Liberation Army, including the land bridge acquired after conquering four microstates.

 

 

Roll Call Vote Requested:

 

Secretary General United Faiths: Approve

West Councilor Engleland: Abstain

West Councilor Ancauze: Approve

East Councilor Dorghistan:  Approve

East Councilor Ultramar:  Abstain

South Councilor Luunia:  Approve

South Councilor Vasis-Avende:  Approve

Total: 5-0

* Note: Following the AU Charter, neither Chuda nor Territory are eligible to vote on this resolution as it directly impacts them.

SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 10:  Sudanese Reparations in Exchange for Territorial Integrity

Proposed by: Sudan, 6/7/03

 

Sudan will repay Chuda, South Nubia, and Two Lands and allow for an independent Blue Nile in the areas once occupied by Two Lands in exchange for maintaining all other lands currently occupied.

 

Roll Call Vote Requested:

 

 

Secretary General United Faiths: Abstain

West Councilor Engleland: Abstain

West Councilor Ancauze: Reject

East Councilor Dorghistan: Reject

East Councilor Ultramar:  Reject

South Councilor Luunia:  Reject

South Councilor Vasis-Avende:  Reject

Total: 0-5

 

* Note: Following the AU Charter, neither Chuda nor Territory are eligible to vote on this resolution as it directly impacts them.